I don't know how to deal with these bloody cell phone companies. Few hours back I got a call from an Airtel customer "care" executive saying that I need to make payment for an "unbilled amount" (amount that will appear in my next month's bill) by tomorrow or else my outgoing calls will be disabled. Now, all my outgoing calls have been barred! And I am told that their systems are down so they can't do anything about it.

I have spoken to three duffers in the last few days, who have failed to explain me the previous month's bill. The Check Bill option on Airtel's website always returns "Error 404 - Page Not Found". What the hell is this!

I wish I were in US ... where gun licenses are easy to obtain.